Jesus and my sister-in-law's lost twin

On my flight from St. Louis to Phoenix, I had the opportunity to sit next to two very unique individuals: a young woman that is most certainly the long lost identical twin of my sister-in-law, and Jesus. Here is the evidence, an actual picture I managed to take with my cell phone. I apologize for the picture quality... the plane ride was bumpy.



This in and of itself is quite strange..., but what really threw me, is when Jesus started making out with my sister-in-law's long lost identical twin like it was the start of the old testament again! I'm not just talking about a random peck on the cheek either. I'm talking about full-up face sucking during takeoff, landing, and everything in between.

In the true and tested words of Clark Griswald: "Russ, he may boink her."


As a side note to this article... while browsing the web for background information on Jesus (yes, I always research my articles) I happened upon a little site called JesusDressup.com. See for yourself. It's way too funny to even attempt to describe in a blog!