I need a picture

It's now obvious to me that my picture sucks. It's not so much that it makes me look like a drunk, or that it's not a particularly flattering picture of me, but moreso that it's not large enough to know what I look like. Really the only reason I chose the picture was because it's an optical illusion: since the glass is so large, it makes me not look like the freakishly large man that I am.

By the way, in addition to being a great birthday (so I was told, I don't really remember) the margarita was great, and I got an A on my "Music of the Latin and Carribean" report, which was the dual-purpose reason for frequenting the wonderful "El Ranchero" restaurant.

Ahhh, what a good idea...